Maria Riva must be hard up for some sheep embryo injections or something because she's hawked her mother's siggy to Montblanc. In honor of La Dietrich, the company has produced a limited edition foundation fountain pen, with only 1,901 in stock. Check it out here. Made of mother-of-pearl, platinum, sapphires, and gold, it's fit for a lady! Forgive the Montblanc site's typos and midi track; their craftsmen were too busy simulating Dietrich's silhouette with their epistolary masterpiece.